Mes petits homosexuels… This past year have been the worst of my life, don’t fucking leave my gamepigeons on seen or I’ll fucking kill you. Talking to you guys is abhorrent and I could not think of a worse way to spend my time. My intelligence depletes every time Hanna makes fart jokes, Ann mentions Monster, or Teo says “Well, you know what they say!” I truly hope we can continue to keep the LPH Hydrogen Bonds strong in the coming centuries; I could not ask for a better group of friends. That being said, I will find your exact addresses if you decide to stop talking to us, so be sure to lock your doors and windows ♡. I want you dead and there isn’t a worse group of friends I could ask for… that's right, I lied earlier, hahaha... But alas, I lemonade you both dearly.

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this is carrd is satire and dedicated to everyone's favorite trio, suoulph, tetsulph, and mayoilph. pls read our epic fic(s) on ao3 by clicking the heart on the previous section. happy 1 year!
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