Mes petits homosexuels…These past 3 (WOAH!) years have been the worst of my life, don’t fucking leave my twitter replies unliked or I’ll fucking kill you. Talking to you guys is abhorrent and I could not think of a worse way to spend my time. My intelligence depletes every time Hanna says "ok mr fart," Ann mentions "SIGMA MEAL SKIBIDI SLICERS!!!," or Teo makes a kamen rider reference. I truly hope we can continue to keep the LPH Hydrogen Bonds strong in the coming centuries; I could not ask for a better group of friends. That being said, I know your addresses already so if you decide to stop talking to us, so be sure to lock your doors and windows ♡. I want you dead and there isn’t a worse group of friends I could ask for…that's right, I lied earlier, hahaha...But alas, I lemonade you both dearly.

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